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  1. from gryffindor

    mugglebornheadcanons:

    A Muggleborn, the last of his class to manage a Patronus, on his seventh year, conjures a patronus that looks like a Dementor.

    When asked about it, he confuses most purebloods by saying that’s what he was aiming for since his third year, because it would be “meta as fuck”.

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  3. I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

    itslikethatfrenchthing:

    salvadorolliesout:

    superjellycake:

    mydollyaviana:

    that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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    but OP how could you not tell them the best part

    “hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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    I—

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  5. elimin8theimpossible:

    cricsyxo:

    divinedorothy:

    egotastical:

    divinedorothy:

    bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

    how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

    ask a lesbian

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    this is never not funny

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  9. myheart137:

    capt9rs:

    chepibola:

    rnozzarellasticks:

    memeluvr2:

    my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

    I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

    GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

    luigi! at the disco

    i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

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  11. queen-of-love-and-beauty:

    Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

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  13. gaksdesigns:

    Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

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  16. Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One of These Or Just Know What It Is

    carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

    ashashi-corner:

    ginathethundergoddess:

    yugichrist:

    xeppeli:

    leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

    reblogthings:

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    It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is

    wtf is this some kind of choclat bar

    This object has killed over 400,000 people

    oh my god. 

    Guys.

    We’re old.

    WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW

    *PANICS*

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  18. sociolab:

collegenowsociology:

What does this infographic tell us?

Racism is institutional.

    sociolab:

    collegenowsociology:

    What does this infographic tell us?

    Racism is institutional.

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  20. kill3r-smil3z:

guidetrainlove:

One that maintains a conversation record.YES
FUCKING
PLEASE


Or one that actually works right for that matter

    kill3r-smil3z:

    guidetrainlove:

    One that maintains a conversation record.

    YES

    FUCKING

    PLEASE

    Or one that actually works right for that matter

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  22. fluffy-little-fallen-angel:

    nudityandnerdery:

    divawithanunspoiledagenda:

    plumbones:

    destiny919:

    greenhoused:

    which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

    tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

    It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

    WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

    Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

    I think I’ve found my favorite post

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  24. enimrac01:

    knifefarty:

    iwonthellamaatthefayre:

    wibblywobblyuniverse:

    knifefarty:

    if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

    if you stopped it in a test
    at the last minute
    just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
    that would be a good idea too

    If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

    no thats illegal

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  26. taketheleadneverfollow:

    THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.

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